"Always guard your masters plate so you can get first dibs on 'pre-washing'."
"Always wag your tail more furiously than the other dogs when you see your master. You will get more attention and 'special' treats."
"If you wake your master up with lots of 'kisses' they will let you go pee first."
"And finally, NEVER sleep directly at your masters feet unless you know how to fly."
~Words of Wisdom from Elvis the Terrier
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